Mel Gibson as a gun toting Santa -- the Fatman -- being hunted by a hitman with a grudge called the Skinny Man should be Shitty Cinema gold. Shootout in Santa's factory? Check. Santa needs government contracts to fulfill military gear to meet his bills? Check. The main villain is a rich child that acts like a bond villain but is just a snot nosed spoiled brat? Dammit, check. What a way to slip into the holidaze.

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