The concept of being offended by everything all the time: fauxfended. It’s becoming an epidemic, y’all. Also, Geico has to pay up for a backseat STD; Trader Joe’s might be the next unionized shop; “Ozark” actress Julia Garner might be the next Madonna; author James Patterson complains about reverse racism; are Burger King and other brands guilty of rainbow washing?; Carol Burnett returns to series television; Ariana DeBose dazzles at the Tony Awards; and, no much more pop culture silliness.