Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Nintendo Sent Brand-New, Original Game Boy To 95-Year Old Japanese Grandmother

* Player Spends Seven Years Recreating Metroid Fusion In Minecraft

(see what it looks like in action here)

News of the Week:

* Sony Files Patent Application For Biofeedback Controller Attachment

* Microsoft Confirms Xbox Series X Has 12 Teraflops GPU

* Microsoft Edge Adds SkiFree-like Surf Game Directly Into the Browser

* Yacht Club Games Announces Shovel Knight Puzzle Mash-Up, Called Shovel Knight Pocket Dungeon

(watch the announcement trailer here)

* The Wonderful 101: Remastered To Be Released in May

(visit the Kickstarter page here)

* Creator Of Konami Code Passes Away At Age 61

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who is still amused by Simlish, even after 20 years

Blast From The Past:

* Pokémon Stadium (N64 / Feb. 29, 2000)