We may be a Vanderpump Rules podcast, but this week Real Housewives of New York brings most of the highlights. From Dorinda's haircut, the sexual tension between Leah and Tinsley, our inexplicable sense of allegiance to Luann, NY is bringing the joy that Vanderpump is not. We also discuss how restaurant closures in NYC affect the city's overall worth (RIP Piece of Chicken).

Later, we lament Scheana's continued struggle to....well, do anything. We also offer Tom Shchwartz some words of tough love, and discuss the continued astrological complexities of Kristen's relationships. 

Also, Raquel is THRIVING in this episode, which we...love to see? I guess? The Wee Pirate Peter remains incredibly distressing, and Brett remains atrocious at dates, this time at the expense of Dayna. Next week, we look forward to the possibility of watching a proposal we already saw on Instagram (although let's be real, we're going to love it). 

 

Strains smoked this episode: God's Gift by Elevation and Jack 28 by Elevation