This week things go a little off the rails in the Feenyverse as Patrick and Britt wonder what in the heck the boy was supposed to learn about the world this time. Was it college shaming or just a warning about the dangers of risky playground jewelry trades? Meanwhile, Britt has to explain to Pat that George Washington was just a person, Pat has to explain the rules of professional sports drafting to Britt and someone has to explain to Alan that sending 63 telegrams to a public figure is illegal stalking. Topanga for President!