Why are the star wars originals named the way they are? Why is Luke's dad such a little bitch? I'm not sure, but I love to speculate.

This episode will get you put on a list. Sorry. We Stan Osama and love DND. Welcome to my world.

This guy fucking loves rocks. Not so different from me, eh? All my characters are just me in different hats. That's ok.

ACAB, my boot is getting too big and JRR Tolkien is really on one.

Not a funny one- just using my platform to say Black Lives Matter and promote a few black improvisers I like. 

Ego Nwodim 

Ayo Edebiri

Nicole Byer 

Carl Tart

Zeke Nicholson 

Shaun Diston

I'm cursed by squirrels. It's weird. It's all bad. 

Doing something a little different this week. Some people would call it characters! Some people would call it bad. Let me know what you think.

I started singing a Les Mis song and let me tell you.... that was the wrong tone. We're trying to be happy here people. Sorry for the quality, apparently I need to double check my mic settings. Live and learn. Well, if we come out of this alive. Enjoy!

I'm quarantined and dying being alone. I spent $140 at the grocery store on lord knows what, and I already ate the best food. If you're reading this, please call me.

I intentionally left in the sniffles. I thought they were funny, but upon further listening I'm not so sure. Sound off in the comments with your opinion on sniffs. Also, really missed an opportunity for the punchline of "crust day". Sorry, you can't win 'em all.