What happens when a Wise Fool shops at the finest establishment in St. Petersburg?

IMPORTANT NOTE: to "schlep" is (for our purposes at the moment) to haul a heavy load from one place to another, like schlepping a heavy suitcase to the car after a train ride.

From "Tales of The Wise Fools of Chelm," available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle. https://amzn.to/3VpWj7y