Part 2 of our adventures in adventures - containing many other top tips for dealing with life, including what you call a nipple tassel for the cock, how to administrate a threesome, the way vegetarian food would be better with meat, and why you can't make Hamlet relevant by putting it modern dress and occasionally referencing Facebook.

We discuss:

Hedda Gabbler

Luke Wright's Cynical Ballards

Bad Bread: TV Times

A Clockwork Orange

52-Man Pickup

Swamp Juice

Beowulf - A Thousand Years of Baggage

3D Hamlet

Vive le Cabaret

Translunar Paradise

Also: as ever sound quality and editing are terrible.