Ferrets got stank glands.

Names for ferrets: Tube rats, stretchy moles, elongated hamster, hotdog vole, drinking straw mouse, play-doh snake rodent, the flightless linguine bat.

Ferrets aren’t real. They’re cryptids like bigfoot.

Glen had another kid.

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