In this episode, the Fess Girls discuss how Jareth would throw a rad party, the relationship of Statler and Waldorf,  and Statler's illustrious drag career. They recast the Harry Potter franchise with American actors. Marissa explains why socks are the true villainy of this world, and Ena practices being the jigsaw she was meant to be. Stick it out to the end for the next great Christmas Anthem. Also, Jeff Bezos, you should tweet about this episode. We know you're listening.