Tommy really thought he got Jason at the end of the last movie, but we all know that Jason has no problem surviving in Crystal Lake. And when a girl with telekinetic abilities accidentally sets him loose, he's ready to wreak havoc on whatever teens he can find. Luckily, there's a party next door! We'll discuss who makes the best Jason now that we've finally made it to Kane Hodder, and Cordie will attempt some telekinesis of her own. We'll also talk about fake Matthew Perry, Shawn Spencer's true love, the prefix "tele-", and aggressively offering artichoke dip.