In this episode we're joined by our long time friend, day one advocate, and the creator of the @whatwasbreakfast Instagram account, Alan.

We make it through a slew of technical difficulties all while discussing the Central Park Five, whether it's really O.J. behind that Twitter account, public butthole nudes, and then we give ASMR a go.

Intro/Outro: Dickey Ride - Southern Playas