The DUSE might be fashionably late to the Valentine's Day party, but what better way to celebrate than with a box of gas-station chocolates and your favorite podcasters! Eli and Mel get romantic with the story of Stephen Grant, a real-life Mr. Mom who had it all and still said enough is enough when he called the cops to report his wife missing on Valentine's Day, 2007. Not even a tailored pantsuit could save Tara Lynn Grant from her apron-wearing husband as he becomes the prime suspect and then hightails it out of town, turning a local mystery into a national media circus. We'll let you decide what's more disturbing, Eli's lozenge ASMR or what the cops found in the garage in... Michigan!