Jason just doesn't get it about the Oxford Comma, and so that leads to an argument to start our fifty-third shindig here. We rebound by having Katie Compa tell of her very temporary Halloween costume one year. Then Greg Dubin remembers a costume that wasn't temporary enough. Just in time for the election (ugh) we have a chance for you to buy your own Make America Great Again Chess Set - operators are standing by! And we wind things up with Lauren Maul experiencing a glitch in the matrix on the subway one day.  But it was probably nothing!