Are there three words that stir the heart and wring the tear ducts more than "video game movie"?

On the new episode of CineSmack (ready for download now) we see what happens when Hollywood takes a two-dimensional game and stretches three minutes of plot into a full length feature movie. It’s a five-player game as Mike, Gabe, Tom, Tosh and Kyle take the controls and decide which video game movie the mediocrest one of them all.