In tonight’s corner-slamming showdown:

Wendy’s – The Square Patty Puncher
Rick the Rat – The Rampager
Little Caesar – Serving up a Five-Knuckle Special
The Ham B. Ugler – He’s... well, he’s trying his best. His mom says he’s special.

Four enter the ring. Only one waddles out with dignity.

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