We start this one off hot—Kevin's having a meltdown, Jason's picking fights, and SOMEONE is locked out of their own damn computer. Meanwhile, Chris is pretending to be organized while secretly rigging the the BIG BOARD. We dive into the shady world of dealership oil changes, how to blow $10 million (with zero tax planning), and what exactly a meth-fueled Oregon man was doing when the cops showed up (spoiler: it's NSFW). There's also planning drama, New Year's chaos, Jose maybe moving, and Kevin catching stray bullets for his hatred of fun. We wrap it up with DAD TIP and some hands-on history, VR war trauma, and a sobering realization that Snoop Dogg still hasn't replied. Also—major shoutout to our first-time listener Brian… buddy, we're sorry.