Film Logic

Join Mike, Ivy, Vic, and Adam as we tackle the oddest kid's horror movie. Is it a commercial for Spirit Halloween or is it a warning against corporations making movies? How did Rachel Leigh Cook and Christopher Lloyd get roped into this film? Has the director seen Stranger Things?

Matthew Broderick, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Rutger Hauer star in this Richard Donner romance fantasy. How does it compare to the flood of fantasy classics released in that era?

Cannibal! Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park fame wrote and directed The Musical. How does this irreverent, dark musical match their other work? Mike, Ivy, Adam, and Vic take a stab at dissecting this 1993 musical. Unfortunately, Mike has some weird opinions.

For the record, 3/4 of us do not have any ill will against the director of Frankenweenie. We will let you guess who has the beef.

Adam, Mike, Ivy, and Vic review The Way of the Gun, starring Ryan Phillippe and Benicio Del Toro. This early-2000s crime noir is gritty and edgy, reflecting on the mistakes of two criminals who can't stop frequenting sperm banks. When a pregnant mother comes along, they decide to hold her million-dollar baby for ransom.

Mary Higgins Clarke turned one of her novels into a Sunday afternoon movie. Mike, Adam, Ivy, and Vic determine that this movie can only be enjoyed if you are taking a sick day off from school. Is this a murder mystery with a strong woman lead, or just another reject from the early 2000s pile?

Lundgren stars as the oiled up Prince Adam (not mentioned in the movie) as he defends Castle Gray Skull (not pictured in the movie)

Ray Etheridge had a vision to make a movie about a man named Russell who farts constantly. This is his story.

It's Spy Kids directed by Zack Snyder.

The official "We have Frankie Muniz at home" movie of 2006. For those who were lucky enough to grow up on Anthony Horowitz's YA novels, Alex is the 007 for high school kids. Lots of cool gadgets, goofy bad guys, and 1000% less bedding women. Join Alex Pettyfer, Bill Nighy, Alicia Silverstone, Andy Serkis, and Ewan McGregor in a film that took full advantage of the Spy Kids franchise.

Night of the Zoopocalypse is a Canadian animated project starring David Harbour and inspired by Clive Barker. Is it for kids, or is this body horror nightmare project too much?

Warning: the movie we watched was rated TV-14, but it definitely earned an R rating in its portrayal of women. Be advised that we warn viewers of the content with vivid language.

We finally did it. We watched an anime movie on Tubi. Tubi has some very good gems from Japan so we weren't worried that this was going to be slop, but it is fun to see what arrives on the free streaming platform.

Tubi Decided reviews Redline (2009), a seven-year passion project with animation so smooth you could do a Dukes of Hazard slide on it.

This is the closest thing we will get to a gritty F-Zero reboot.