This week on Filthee 120 Seconds, we dive headfirst into the shallow end of American cognition:

🧠 Trump’s brainstem grants an exclusive interview, claiming control since 2015.🐔 A single chicken sends the stock market into cardiac arrest.💨 Alex Jones releases Brain Barrier™, the first aerosol designed to block empathy and facts.🔬 Meta buys a molecule that stops doomscrolling and rebrands it as Adhesium™.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Pentagon, someone is live-streaming their dreams directly to the Department of Defense.And you? You’re probably a metaphor in someone else's fever nap.

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