The Enneapocalypse has begun. It's the final count-down before we rebuild again for season 2.

It's the end of the NCE world as we know it, at least for now, and we feel fine. Or at least, we'd like to convince ourselves we do. In reality, we're freaking out a little bit, not the least of which because we still have something like a MILLION reviews to type in one single season finale.

ALSO: we need to catch up with all of our new friends we've made this season! So we spend time talking to our own artist extraordinaire Matt Metcalf, and our podcast frenemies from The Enneacast, Jesse Eubanks and Samantha Stevenson.

OH AND DON'T FORGET: We need to give one more F-U to the enneathought, because come on guys, you're just messing with us aren't you

Augh, and we wanted to have all these deep convos about what we've learned and and and and... ok well we'll just have to save the rest for part two.

We're not ready to let go quite yet, so enjoy part one of an epic sign-off.