In the first ever episode of Find A Fan — a name that is decided upon during the recording — Joe Bolter and Cornell Reid lay the groundwork for what they hope to be the greatest artistic achievement of their “careers”.

They start by dissecting Joe’s opening theme song and then try and figure out if they’re artists or not. (Probably not.) Then they wonder if they might actually be scientists instead.

But the real question of the episode is whether they’ll even release the podcast, or hold onto it for 60 years in hopes that it could make them artists. (You’ll have to listen to know.)

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