Tragedy strikes as Swole Bob has a terrible accident. As Dari keeps a bedside vigil, praying that his friend makes it, he confronts some appalling truths about himself. Will Swole Bob survive? Will Dari redeem himself? Listen here to find out!

a teeny bit of swears. Transcript here: https://owlsowlsowls407431253.wordpress.com/2021/09/16/731/

Oh No! We're back in Dari's dream...

This is the one my husband says was worse than the human centipede. You have been warned. Transcript here: https://owlsowlsowls407431253.wordpress.com/2021/07/12/return-of-the-king-interlude-2-dream-a-little-dream/

Catch up with Dari the morning after the night before... 

After lunch with MigTow Malcom, Dari heads to day 1 of MaMCon and makes a SHOCKING discovery.

Will Dari resist his worst urges... or will he betray a dear friend? Find Out!

No lewd content, anatomy or violence. Just some f*cks! Transcript here: https://owlsowlsowls407431253.wordpress.com/2021/09/15/return-of-the-king-chapter-xv-deal-with-the-devil/

We join Dari at Jimmy's after hours. A sinister meeting with an old friend introduces a terrible dilemma for our hero. How will he choose?

Warning: a bit rude. teeny bit of swearing, some nudity, graphic horror. Transcript here: https://owlsowlsowls407431253.wordpress.com/2021/08/26/return-of-the-king-chapter-12-dont-you-want-me/

We join Dari for a night time adventure. Yes I sing in French, no this is not a good thing. 

As you can guess, Dari's pal is back with some advice for women's health and for Dari's career. 

Is the mysterious visitor friend or foe? Find out this week!

This Episode is not especially rude but does use the correct anatomical terms for ladies bits and bobs.  Transcript here: https://owlsowlsowls407431253.wordpress.com/2021/07/17/baby-its-cold-outside/

Get in Dari's head! 

Eaves-drops on Dari's dream...

WARNING this is RUDE! If you don't like accurate anatomical terms for ladies' private parts or graphic body horror skip this. But I think you'll be missing out if you do.

Transcript here https://owlsowlsowls407431253.wordpress.com/2021/07/03/return-of-the-king-interlude-dream-girls/

We managed to get into the iCloud. Here’s a couple of the files, any ideas?

So we found her phone. It’s pretty buggered. We’re trying to upload bits as we recover them. Any ideas which library this is?

Seriously worried now, this just came through watsapp

Not sure where she’s been. Off walking in Sunnybrook Park?. This pinged on her iPad. Any ideas where she is?