I'm at the car wash and I get an illuminating moment. My inner topic inner metaphor is main TV show and commercial breaks. The main TV show has been men, and girl friends have been my commercial breaks. Uhh no, that's enough of that. I've had a girlfriend for 7 years, she'll remain nameless, my heart knows her name, but now she'll get my main TV show efforts. I've got other girlfriends but now another girlfriend, and that's me!! Find your own inner closest friend too!