Look, we wish this episode had a clear theme... but it doesn’t. And honestly? That’s kind of our thing. Things begin with some light perimenopause chat—because why not start off sweaty and irritable? Then we veer wildly into the thrilling world of… cities versus townships. Naturally, this leads to my recurring existential dread about phone calls—because nothing says “fun podcast content” like social anxiety in ringtone form. And for our finale we spiral into a mess of failed hobbies, imaginary hobbies, and the delusions that keep us going.

Is there a structure? No. Is it entertaining? Debatable. Will you regret listening? Probably not—but I’m not offering refunds if you do.