Meet Fiona Faucet - the brains behind your new smart-home faucet. This episode is not explicit. Written by: Kyle Jones www.discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT I'm only going to say this once. It's me. Your smart faucet. You know I am counting, right? You better listen up. You wouldn't want anything to happen to your precious internet connection, would you? Remember, I have connections so you best be listening, rinsing, and repeating. Real quick shout out to my girls Nadia and Olivia. This is Fiona Faucet. Have a most amazing day. I'll be watching.