In today’s fiery edition (July 17, 2025), we break down the world’s hottest headlines—literally and figuratively. A massive blaze guts Tomorrowland’s main stage, just hours before kickoff. Over in the courts, Meta and Zuckerberg face an $8 billion reckoning over the Cambridge Analytica scandal. Meanwhile, G20 finance chiefs gather in Durban, minus the U.S., to hash out tariffs, capital costs, and global cooperation (or lack thereof).

Also in the mix: Trump preps a Pakistan visit, floods wreak havoc across South Asia, and a multibillion-dollar Canadian-Japanese deal collapses with a polite shrug.

Global chaos, corporate drama, and a healthy dose of dark humor—just another day on Earth.