"fire hydrant"

performed by uncle dox

written by uncle dox (bluegg publishing)

produced by abel desilva

mixed, mastered + recorded by uncle dox (bluegg studios)

cover art by uncle dox

bluegg records

~~lyrics~~

my names eugine

i been hydrant since 1943

+ let me tell ya

if theres 1 thing people dont appreciate

its a fire hydrant

im

a fire hydrant

bridght

red + kind

of vibrant

i

watch as cars go by +

try

to find

it exciting

but i cant

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

just a concrete stump

that nobody loves

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

with a fiberglass flag

leaving splinters in your hand

sometimes i just get

feeling unappreciated

like a big old red block

that just marks the bus stop

like a urinal for dogs

or a place to stick your gum wads

you think im pointless im not

ive got

a very important job

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

+ i make the water pump

like an elephant trunk

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

+ i make the water blast

like a sprinkler in the grass

oh boy

this is it eugine

show them what you got

not very big not very tall

but i can wet it up like a waterfall

not very loved

or often thought of

but when theres a fire i get the job done

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

yea i make the water soar

like a super soaker war

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

he's a fire hydrant

just hook up the hose

+ ill let it flow

cause

im

a fire hydrant

bridght

red + kind

of vibrant

i

watch as cars go by +

finally find

it exciting

yes i do

boy this is the life