State of Origin or State of Choice? James Tamou jumps the pond to play for Australia on the advice of Pippa, his mum. NRL announces ANZAC 100th anniversary test to be played in Turkey. Turkey prepares for the onslaught. Colonel Sandow discovers that fast food does in fact make you slower while the NRL toys with a potential hologram immortals match following Tupac's appearance at Coachella. Fire Up Live and Wayne 'One Man Media Unit' Bennett also make an appearance. We also get an update on Gallen's resurgence thanks to the one and only Old Mas!