Today we teach you to use a computer. Really, we do. The secret is not the number 47, it is not known by Jim Cramer, Petronius, or the Venerable Bede.

This wisdom includes no bling, does not market to Gen Y, and won't make you lose weight. We do talk about the famous newspaper metaphor, and how to pull yourself off the bottom rung of the computing ladder.

Listen to the podcast to learn the secret.

You too can talk trendy tech to total strangers and teammates too!

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