Our cooking skills are so good, the smoke detectors cheers us on with pure joy.

Ok...here is the deal. I know we are all fun and games here, but we have something serious to talk about. This is no laughing matter. We declare war on this entire monopoly of torture devices. None of us deserve this. Just stick with the Fiddly Dicking and we will help you navigate these stupid things. Have a great day everyone!

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