First dates sound cute in theory. In reality? They’re a social experiment with snacks.

In this episode of Flirt Fail, we’re talking everything first dates — what to say, what to avoid, and how to escape without an “emergency” phone call from a friend.

We get into:

• Conversation topics that kill the vibe instantly

• Where to go on a first date (and where NOT to)

• How to end a date gracefully…or not

• And first-date horror stories that should qualify as public service announcements

If you’ve ever gone on a date and immediately texted your friends “I hate it here,” this episode is for you.

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