This episode has been modified from its original radio version to be safe for internet distribution.

Stories by: Amanda Lozada, Adah Hetko, Jerry Lapiroff, Sean Hanson, Hillary Carter, Will Roane (radio version only)

Music from: Zoë Keating (Don’t Worry) used with permission, Podington Bear (Twinkie, Sneaker Chase), Josh Woodward (Crazy Glue), Nine Inch Nails (The Four of Us are Dying), Charles Atlas (Signal Flags)

Except for the segment with Zoë’s cello at the start, this episode is released under the CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 license.