A mermaid queen grants our Fish Heroine magical abilities, but she must batter herself to access them. The queen sends her to confishcate a crown from a giant, and she's able to worm her way into his castle. After some carping, the giant decides to trade with her. But will she flounder on her quest? Can she hook a prince as a fish, or will he sea her for who she reely is? And who's this wizard guy we keep herring about? Something something catch of the day.

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