The team examines some new merchandising projects for Kevin Sorbo. Also, they deal with the fallout of a children's beauty competition gone awry, a new local celebrity is primed for superstardom, and Craig celebrates a birthday.

In this episode:

(00:00) Kevin Sorbo's Kevin Sorbets(05:50) Craig's Birthday(11:50) Cool Christmas(21:25) Lil' Squirts Beauty Pageant