This tightly produced five‑minute episode teaches a portable, low‑risk routine for common travel slips in northern Pakistan—missed jeeps, spilled chai, a wrong turn, snapped straps, or short cash. It opens with a clear on‑air disclaimer that these are immediate, non‑professional steps and closes with where to get help. Listeners get a 30‑second calm checklist to steady breathing and prioritise safety; two decision blocks (Safe Pause; Improvise & Ask) with voice‑friendly scripts; three rapid, safe fixes you can do in under two minutes (temporary strap tie, pocket cash split, offline map rescue); and a 10–15 second role‑play with a local driver line and jeep‑horn sound cue so listeners hear tone and phrasing. The downloadable Five‑Minute Recovery Card (icons, two local language lines, and emergency contacts) reinforces learning and accessibility. Tone is reassuring, place‑rooted, and practice‑focused so small hiccups become stories, not trip‑enders.