It's an unacceptably long episode of Five Minutes Nonreleasable, and I swear I'll do better next time, but the postseason is here and there's plenty to discuss. This week, I've got five questions about various teams and players as we head into the playoffs.

It's playoff time - except for the Archers and Cannons. After discussing the biggest event of the weekend, I talk about where these guys went wrong and what their front offices will be dealing with this offseason.

This week's episode is about lacrosse dreams - not the ones you have when you're sleeping, but the things you'd most want to see happen in the world of the PLL. I've been keeping a running list of lacrosse dreams this summer, and now that I've finally put them out there, maybe they'll come true and make the world a better place. Probably not though.

It's been a while, so I'll kick things off with a recommendation for some fine dining that's only available for a limited time. After that, let's talk about who currently deserves the title of "Most fascinating player in lacrosse" and why.

Throwback weekend, throwback fashion (or a disturbing lack thereof), and the first jersey a PLL team should retire.

First I kick things off with an exciting personal announcement, then I talk a little bit about lacrosse twitter, wrapping things up by introducing the inaugural class of the lacrosse twitter Hall of Fame.

First I kick things off with an exciting personal announcement, then I talk a little bit about lacrosse twitter, wrapping things up by introducing the inaugural class of the lacrosse twitter Hall of Fame.

Using an incredibly complicated scientific formula perfected over the last two months, I discuss what each PLL coach brings to their respective post-game press conference.

PLL All-Star voting has just gone live, so I discuss who's going on my first ballot and why. After that, I review the new collaboration from Selena Gomez and the good folks at Oreo.

This week's pod begins with a very important scientific update, and ends with where we stand in the league's official fun rankings after week 2.