A funny thing happened to me in Philadelphia last weekend. On this episode, I'll tell you the story and the three important life lessons it provided.

There's a new Oreo in town and you know we've got to talk about it. Also, the Rich Eisen show just welcomed its second and third PLL players in a two-week span - the kind of involvement that could be huge for the league and its players.

It's an unacceptably long episode of Five Minutes Nonreleasable, and I swear I'll do better next time, but the postseason is here and there's plenty to discuss. This week, I've got five questions about various teams and players as we head into the playoffs.

It's playoff time - except for the Archers and Cannons. After discussing the biggest event of the weekend, I talk about where these guys went wrong and what their front offices will be dealing with this offseason.

This week's episode is about lacrosse dreams - not the ones you have when you're sleeping, but the things you'd most want to see happen in the world of the PLL. I've been keeping a running list of lacrosse dreams this summer, and now that I've finally put them out there, maybe they'll come true and make the world a better place. Probably not though.

It's been a while, so I'll kick things off with a recommendation for some fine dining that's only available for a limited time. After that, let's talk about who currently deserves the title of "Most fascinating player in lacrosse" and why.

Throwback weekend, throwback fashion (or a disturbing lack thereof), and the first jersey a PLL team should retire.

First I kick things off with an exciting personal announcement, then I talk a little bit about lacrosse twitter, wrapping things up by introducing the inaugural class of the lacrosse twitter Hall of Fame.

First I kick things off with an exciting personal announcement, then I talk a little bit about lacrosse twitter, wrapping things up by introducing the inaugural class of the lacrosse twitter Hall of Fame.

Using an incredibly complicated scientific formula perfected over the last two months, I discuss what each PLL coach brings to their respective post-game press conference.