Lyall Behrens breaks down his pre-Thanksgiving workout routine, why the holiday needs a full rebrand, and why—even though he hates to admit it—JD Vance is right about nobody liking turkey. He gets into why most people actually can’t cook, the Thanksgiving movies and TV shows worth revisiting, and later, Lyall’s mom jumps in to add her own heat to the holiday conversation. A festive mess in the best way.