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Yes, ola ola ola eh? 

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Ah BMW needle a dangerous mission for my song meyamo a Rodney mister Rodney 

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ah 

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como star me me SA 

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a 

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caller me a flago 

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d e my my poker. 

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That was pretty good Spanish, huh? And I'm not gonna translate it for anybody that doesn't speak Spanish for all you uncultured swine who do not oblah espaniel. You'll never know what I just said, so be more cultured, but for you white trash, welcome to Dangerous Misinformation. This is the only podcast in the world where we love everybody. We make fun of everything. It is number one source for dangerous misinformation, unpopular opinions and uncomfortable truths. Every day I bring you 20 minutes of being based and yes, my name is Rodney Smith. You can find me on all social media at some sort of Lord Petty with some sort of underscores because I've had so many social media accounts nuked. Because why not? Because that's what happens when you spread distance? Dangerous misinformation? That's what happens when you come out and say you know what? There is a slight chance that there's less than 

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72 genders you roll the dice. I'm fresh off the boat aka the plane, the airplane from Mexico. Um, there was no episode yesterday because it took me like 14 hours to get home because I don't ever have a layover in Mexico. I tell you that much because Mexico is a different world, my friend than Mexicans. They don't give a finnak, and one thing I really don't understand about Mexico is how such hardworking people live in such a perceivingly kind of just decrepit country. What's going on there? I don't understand, and I mean that respectfully because I love Mexico. I love the Mexican people. 

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Um, 

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yeah, I just don't understand, you know, when you're flying into Mexico City you' just see the squalor everywhere and you hear about the crime and it's kind of crazy to me. It's kind of crazy to me that with the Mexican people being the way they are, you can put 2 Mexican dudes on a roof and that bitch will be all the shingles will be off it within 20 minutes and for some reason there the country just looks like 3rd world country in a lot of places. It's kind of weird. 

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I don't know, 

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I can't explain it. I'm sure it goes beyond me like many things, but as you can tell, I'm burnt up in the face. If you're not watching this episode you can't see my burnt face and you're listening to a podcast app and respect to you. And if you are listening to a podcast app, please leave a rating and a review in there as well and tell a friend about the podcast. Do that, 

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uh, but yeah, 

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I had a great time. I was down there for my friend Geo and alex's wedding. Got to see some of the homies meet. Some new friends and just have a wonderful marvelous all time. Um, I was drinking with some. I was drinking with some black girls on my way down there here at the San Antonio airport, fucking Quan and Milan shout out Quan and Milan and they were cool as fuck and we just got hammered. I met them they were coming back from. They didn't realize they were from Florida, they didn't realize how far Houston was from San Antonio. They must have flown into San Antonio just because it was cheaper or something like that and they were up all night at the club and they taught me some cool new language. They told me that the cool kids when they're talking about getting laid they say get cracked, said like oh, where are you going? I say oh, I'm going to, I'm going to Cancun, you're like I'll just buy yourself, you ain't bring no pussy. I laughed like nope, 

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I didn't. I like to travel by myself and meet the pussy. I don't like escorting the pussy. I like encountering the pussy because then once you and the pussy have conjured 

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did I say pussy? 

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Once you and the pussy have conjured, then the pussy can go about its own way and find new meanings, and then I can distance myself and find my own meanings and then no uh, you know. When you're when you're escorting the pussy, when you're when you're moving through time and space with the. Pussy you're kind of interlocked with the pussy and you absorb different costs and responsibilities and stuff like that, and the pussy tends to be a little unpredictable to you never know like the things surrounding the pussy might kind of start acting certain ways which are unpredictable, so if you can, if life allows you and you can enjoy the downsides to it. 

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Uh, 

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meeting the pussy is better than uh, traveling with the pussy, but anyways I told them, no, I'm not traveling with the pussy and the pussy was there. It was. That's what they said wasn't me okay, I'm not a misoning gist and I would never use that type of language and so I explain this to them and I say, yeah, you know, I'm gonna sound like a piece of, but it was honesty here. Here's what I really wish. Okay, I wish I had the physical attraction that I do to like Latinas and a stiff white bitch that I do to just like a hood black girl because me and hood black girls just get along. I don't know what it is, but whenever I actually get in a conversation with a black girl we're just chopping. I think they just think I'm like dorky and funny and then I think they're funny and you know it's just like a it's a good clash. It's a good mix personality wise, but the physical attraction for me just typically isn't there and I. Think it's not that I don't think that they're attractive 

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is that I almost feel intimidated because I know they probably get railed by, you know, big black eyes and yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's an insecurity of mine, but maybe I'll end up with a black wife someday who knows, 

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but yeah, they said, well, I hope you get some crack. 

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It's like 

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what some crack? I'm not. I' don't smell crack, she's like no, that means get it crack like get and I say wait so that means that is term for having sex and then they go yes, that is term for having sex and I say okay, so do I say do I get some crack or do I get crack and she says, nah, you get crack all right. Thanks Shouty 

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and that's that' 

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but yeah, they were cool, so shout out to them, oh, but then one of them right? One of them Milan was like does anybody ever told she's like you would nause assist. I ain't you 

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and I was like what 

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she's like. I can see it in your eyes. You would nause assist. I was like, no, I think you're stereotyping. I think you just think that all white people are evil, but then she started asking me a bunch of questions, she's like well, I have a nausea, I see it in you and I was like girl well 

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love yeah, 

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and then her mom called her she's. Like I wish you get married and I was like all right. Yeah, let's make a nice little Melodo narcissist baby. 

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Of course my voice would crack right there 

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and then her mother called and then I answered the phone. I was like sut ma and she's like, who who's this? I said, oh, I'm just chilling with Milan bubble how you doing? And then she wasn't very talkative, so I handed the phone back the man goes 

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oh yeah, 

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it's a white guy and yeah and I thought about how reverse that was. Like if I were to hand my phone if I were to hand my phone over they were talking to my mom and I take it back as like, oh yeah it's a black person. 

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That shit's funny dude, but anyways yeah, it was a great time and one thing I learned while I was in Mexico. Okay, and this you know sometimes when you just gotta face the music you just gotta face the music and deal with reality and Latinas never like me. I I think I like Latina so much cause Latinas never like me. The stiff white girls always like me, black girls like me, Asian girls love me. Latinas never like me and I think that's why I'm all like, oh you know far right Latina blah blah because I usually can't crack the Latinas. I don't know what there I think they need. They either need something way richer or. Something way more dangerous, you know what I mean. I don't think they're into the whole funny guy thing. They either want to just be fucking railed by a drug lord or taken care of by some rich white man and I'm not a rich white man yet, you know, and so I think you like I went up to this girl during the wedding like she was just beautiful and uh, but then again too, I think my friends like I hate, 

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I hate, hate, hate being set up or you know, and someone's like, oh let me wait. I don't need a wing man. It's not like anybody drastically did that here, but just in general in general terms I do not need a fucking wingman. It is a very, very, very rare case guy friends of mine guys in general that you can talk better than I can there's everything else. There's a very good chance you are better than me, but you do not talk better than I do I do not need a wingman. You are only going to bring me down. Okay, I appreciate it, but it literally just ruins it for me and the women can pick up on it they go. Why does this guy need his friends talking for him? I especially don't need that. 

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Okay, 

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it's bad wingman thing doesn't work now, wing woman, if you got a homegirl that's vouching for you that's where it's at' because women trust. Other women as they should they should not trust men because we are all dirt, and if you're denying that whatever, dude, you're just not coming to grips with your own real, your own biology, we're all dirt on a certain level. Okay, but um 

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yeah, dude 

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I I you know I I can get crack. I can get crack with a stiff Watt bid with a petite, nice little Asian bid with a black bear, but the Latinas they just usually don't. You know they do it for me, but I don't do it for them, so maybe that's just not going to work out, but that's okay, dude, that's okay. We can get we can get cracked in many other areas. One thing you see someone I was in Mexico at the wedding, you know resorts, warm places, all inclusive resorts kind of attract fat Americans. You know what I'm saying fat American. We can go on cruise ships and all inclusive resorts and foreign places cause it's kind of a lazy way to travel unless there is an event like a wedding or something like that way I need to congregate with a lot of people. Those forms of traveling are very lazy and the people that are lazy are usually 

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fat white Americans. Okay, and I had this thought I just saw. I mean, I know this is mean, but did you ever just look at somebody? You know you ever just look at somebody and. Go like who came together and fucked to make that thing? Know what I mean? Like aren't you supposed to be? You know if we kind of look like our parents, right? If we kind of look on our parents and people procreate based on attraction, you ever just look at somebody and just I'm not trying to sound mean, but you just go who the fuck got together and their things made. That thing 

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is that fucked up? I mean, do you think that next time next time you see just a really really really ugly person? 

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I bet you you will think about that. I bet you in your head you will say 

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who fucked 

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to make that thing and you'll think of me, you'll think of your good old pal your good old pal. Flacco flacco is my drunk alter ego by the way, um, that's when I when I moved to Southern America to get away from all you fat white people where I can't distinguish who came together to fuck to make you when I finally go to South America to get away from you, I'm just my name is just Flocko. That's just what I go by and I won't even have to be drunk at that point. 

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So yeah, 

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what do we got in? Our oh what do we have in our? Oh dude, you know what I wanna be? I want to be a Mexican DJ because I feel like it's the easiest. Job in the world because they only listen to 5 songs. It doesn't matter where you step foot around any Hispanic people. At some point you hear 

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oh yo yo 

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oh yo yoy, 

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however that song goes and then the other 4 that sounds similar, or you might hear the 

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himba hmm gimmetar rumba, 

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you might hear that one, 

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but yeah, 

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being a Mexican to ice wars that we went to we went to the wedding ceremony which was beautiful and awesome and 

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fun, 

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and then the music came on, then the dancing came on and it was like the and then this was on with the tapping bog was like boom, 

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it's like all it' does, it's on my zone. It's like the cowbell like somebody beating on a coconut, it's like the cowbell of the Hispanic world and so everybody was dancing to the Hispanic music. And I just I don't understand for a culture of such beautiful kind like talented people, how bad Hispanic music is I just can't wrap my head around it uh like everything is so the people are so attractive. The people are so fun. The food is so good, the alcohol goes down so good, but then they start playing their music and it's just 

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oh yeah yeah some burning in a bun 

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or 

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like I need white people safety with Latin culture with black people music. That would be my perfect everything if I could create that world if I could. Go establish my own, you know how like the Jews went established Israel? Uh, that would be that would be uh, flock o town would be white people laws, Hispanic culture with black people music. 

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Yeah 

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so we're at the wedding dancing, you know. I was trying to like boom to 

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to boom to boom to to boom 

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you know. I was trying to step with it but then after a while, uh, my knees my knees started to hurt so you know you're getting old. My knees started to hurt from the Mexican music and I was like, dude I need to like I mean there's some 808 or something. There was another wedding going on down the beach so I walked down the beach shirt open chains hanging out and uh, I walked in and then within like 3 seconds like oh senior uh sorry this is wedding reception porphovore. You must fuck off. I was like okay, I'm not gonna make a scene at somebody's wedding but then Geo he had a uncle actually thing is alex's uncle. I forget his name. Fucking hilarious just like this older Mexican guy. He was hanging out with us like all day the day before just like and he was already fucked up. Then he would just go shot for shot with us you know this guy's got 20 years on us and he's just getting drunk, he's just drinking with us and you can't even tell that he's drink. He must be able to put him away and he was just funny as fuck you know. But then so the next day I see him at the pool again 

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and then he's like yo I heard you tried to, I heard you but he had a real thick accent, you know, but I don't want to like mock making, try to like imitate him and make sounds like I'm making fun of him. He was like I heard you try to go to the wedding and he's like oh yeah I got kicked out in and he's like oh I went in 

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started making a plate. 

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They said you here for the wedding. I said yeah, I'm here for the wedding. It might not have been that wedding, but I'm here for the wedding. I started making tacos go dance and the reason I wanted to go dances cause they were playing boosie. I heard him play Lil Boosie and I thought I want to go. I want to go wipe me down. I'm done with 

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Bo, bo, bo bo bo bo 

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and getting Richard. I went up to this Latino on the dance floor. I just like, hey, what's your name and she just went mm 

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mm. 

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She didn't even say anything. She shut me down so brutally. I don't think I've ever been shut down that brutal, but then again you know she was surrounded by her family and I mean she could have been fucking 17. For all I know, but uh 

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yeah 

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and so that I was respectful. I went okay and I just walked away and I went and oh 

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yo yoid 

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by myself. I tried to go listen to Boosie and nobody was having it. Dude. On my flight back on my flight back there was if you saw in my Instagram store you saw the feet that I posted, but it was the only other white guy on my whole entire plane was sitting in front of me and he put his feet up on the wall in front of him. So we sat right behind first class and he had. He was on the seat behind the divider wall and he had his fucking chunked up feet with his messed up screw nails on the wall. So I'm like first time making a joke like oh dude, these Mexicans are tripping. Then I realize he's the only way which by the way, the Mexican, the Mexico City airport. If you don't speak a lick of Spanish. Good luck, bro, that place, not everything over the intercom is in Spanish, all the writings in Spanish the place is confusing as fuck and then I tried to go get a subway sandwich and she couldn't speak any English. I was like subway mount. 

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She's like oh put up 

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and I say I'm sorry 0 s pan y'all. She's like okay. 

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Well blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 

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and it's like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and. Uh yeah 

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it didn't go well and then uh was I come back? Oh yeah this dumb fucking white guy dude and I felt so bad for the Mexican dudes sitting next to them because the dumb white guy he literally talked so was like a 2 hour flight from Mexico City to San Antonio and this poor guy was just having his ear just jabbered off by this dude for 2 hours with his feet hanging out. He's just talking about surfing and uh, just everything, dude. He just wouldn't shut up worst person. Honestly he may have been the most annoying. Oh god my skins all dry, that's probably hella gross on camera. He was the most annoying person 

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ever. 

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I don't say that lightly, like I've known some pretty fucking annoying people in my life, but he was I I I wanted. I wish I had an extra pair of headphones so could I just could have just given him to the guy I sit next to him. 

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Um, 

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I don't know how he didn't tell him to shut the fuck up. I've no idea, 

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but yeah, 

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I was falling apart anyway. Should we wrap it. Up here? Let's go a little bit longer because yesterday there was no episode. I'm kind of getting tired of Andrew Tay and when I say I'm getting tired of Andrew Tay does not have any sort of personal problem with them. I'm just starting to mourn more. See through his bullshit at. First I think they really came out and treated him very unfairly based off the good things that he was saying about men, but I mean the fact of the matter is he did brag so he came out and he was bragging about ripping people off right? Which I don't feel bad for the people that he ripped off, but he's literally sitting there bragging about ripping people off, pretending to be a woman on a keyboard and taking people's life savings, and then 5 minutes later he's plugging his hustlers university and shit like that. So he's obviously not against ripping people off. He's a scam artist right by nature and then he wants to plug his course like you're sitting in one interview talking about ripping people off, then you plug your course at the end of it. Okay, but that's beyond the point. I'm still, 

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you know, it's still kind of neutral, but then today he he tweeted something, let me read you the tweet. He said 

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uh 

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sorry, sorry, he says I reverted to Islam when life was going perfectly for me. Hundreds of millions healthy children. Then life got harder. The Matrix attacked me and my beliefs were used against me endlessly. Life would have been easier if I was not Muslim, but my heart feels BA BA BA so he's basically saying that because he converted to Islam. That that is why the Matrix was coming after him when that is complete. Bullshit. He was drinking and partying and swindling people and then based off the misogynistic things that the people in the west right? So he was already big in the UK in the middle eastern shit like that. But then when he blew up in the west, you know in the hyperfeminism cultures and they started really coming for him. When then the powers at Bee started shutting down his bank accounts and nuking them off the social media sites and their legal systems were coming to him for his like human trafficking lover boy shit. Then he decides well if I'm a Muslim 

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a lot of these things that I'm doing a lot of the quote mysogynistic things that's just part of Sharia law. So if I'm a Muslim that can't that be religious persecution if they come after me from my beliefs, so now it's on by how? Like, oh, they're coming after me because I'm Muslim noted you being Muslim is taking a lot of heat off you because people can't persecute you for being for having Islamic beliefs. That's an afterthought because he's smart. That's a good thing about being full of shit you guys. When you're full of shit you recognize other people full of shit and I tell you what Andrew Tape is full of shit. He's very smart and the thing about smart people is they think everybody else is stupid. They're so used to being smarter than everybody around them and kind. Of like moving the chest pieces that they think everybody else is dumb and uh, that's kind of the the the flaw and the really smart persons thing that but anyways yeah I still fucks with the top G, but that type of shit is just funny to me. I guess it's funny behavior. I wouldn't necessarily trust them. I don't think, 

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but that doesn't matter. I appreciate y'all tuning in y'all have yourselves a beautiful weekend and tell somebody about the podcast. Appreciate y'all we out.