This episode of The Morning Mosh Pit has everything you didn’t know you needed. We kick off with three separate dildo incidents hitting NFL fields this week, then pivot hard into Rock News and an eye-opening study suggesting eye drops could replace reading glasses. Florida nudists are up in arms over Elon Musk’s SpaceX expansion potentially closing their favorite beach, Oktoberfest tickets are up for grabs, and Five Things keeps you in the loop. Plus, Bad News Bears brings the chaos and Nerd News uncovers Elton John’s bizarre jewelry made from his own removed kneecaps.