We talk the loudness of FleshLights.

We talk the world of JC names, James Cameron, Jesus Christ, etc.

We rename strap-ons, and sell them at Dick's Sporting Goods as jockstraps.

Kevin tells a Christmas tree story.

We discuss werewolf lore and get into the choice between becoming a werewolf or a vampire. Also touching on the rules of the them being on other planets with multiple moons and such.