Double the pleasure, double the fun! This week we are joined by Ryan Hartley who brought us not one, but TWO scripts for the podcast (mainly because the first one he sent was too short, but WHATEVER!) and he did his best to defend his precious words from monsters like us, but we waste almost no time degrading his work by making everything overtly about sex and butt-stuff. Sorry, Ryan. Enjoy this week's goofs about strawberries, swords, and the pivotal moment in every young boys' life...masturbation.