Hollywood is... kinda racist. The Oscars this year were a very white-dominated event, with nary a single black person nominated in any acting category. Is there a solution to the problem? If there is, surely it can be found by myself, my wonderful wife, and in his Flix debut, my chum Michael, all caucasians. Right? RIGHT? We discuss the main offenders, the times where it went the other way, and ask who needs to grab their balls and solve the problem themselves. Clue: It's not us.