Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the group cannot do  anything simply. Could they just sail to the island of R’lyeh? Nah, they  have to ramp off of Dagon’s head. However, now they don’t have a way  back home. Well, I guess they could swim. They seem to have found an old  ally once thought dead. He is dead actually, but now they can bring him  back. The island is filled with more tentacle monsters because why not.  Now, there is a giant door that stands in front of them. Behind that  door is Cthulu. Aka, they are fucked. Who do they bring back from the  dead? What special powers might he have? Is there anyone more handsome  than Tedward? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshiping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!  Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on  Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us  any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)