On the couch: Cris Machado and TJ Noonan!

We cover all of the weird Florida Man stories from the week, including:

- Beef thief Roice Dean Brenay is arrested after he's caught stealing meat from the Winn-Dixie he worked at.

- Florida Man Joseph Prohaska is arrested after riding an airboat on the streets of Brevard County, before shooting off fireworks and threatening to kill cops.

- Florida Man Scott Anthony Massa is arrested for arson after he tried to light a house on fire, and instead, lit himself on fire!

- Florida Man Jacoby Smart gets kicked out of Escapes Gentleman's Club for filming strippers and fighting with bouncers.

- Florida Man Romney Christopher Ellis is arrested after sending a dead rat to his ex-wife and stalking her.