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Florida Men


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in this episode of please don't cancel us, Alexis and Emily do a deep dive into Florida men. The term "Florida Man" is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away, don't shine your flashlight at it as it hates anything to do with light, don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol the Florida man will evolve into its final form. how can you tell if it's a Florida Man that you've just encountered? the smell, if it smells like sweaty monster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida man. if you take anything from this podcast, it should be to stay away from Florida men.  

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