Do you have your last words ready? Colleen and Annie tell you some of their favorite last words of all time, both making you laugh and accidentally ponder your exisitence. Yeah, sorry about the pondering. But don't worry balanced out all that depressing stuff with talk of boogers. *whispered* Awwwwwwsome.

Musical Guest:

Voxtrot performing "Mothers, Daughters, Sisters, and Wives" and "The Start of Something"

Tales of Wonder:

* How to Save our Nation's Capital from Vandalism-ers

* Kindergarten Cop Prank Calls

* Henry Rollins is Crazy (but Likes Lemony Snicket)

* Thomas Grasso's Last Words

* Amber from "Mom You're Ruining Our Fort" Podcast Says Hello, Hotline Style

* Don't Put Butter Down Your Pants

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Are you going to paddle on the Jefferson?"

* "Henry Rollins, not to be confused with HarperCollins."

* "You think cow milk is expensive these days. You should try finding panda milk."

* "La Mega Te Paga. Oooh I'm covered wine...now wait this is money."