I'm Jimmy. Colleen's my mom. Did you just try to talk? Sorry. Actually. No wait, I wasn't done. You should stop trying to talk. Did you hear about the contest? They said if you send in your picture they'll make your head into a board game. Are you chewing gum? They said they could find out who my daddy is. I bet he's a baseball player. Or an astronaut. Who plays baseball. You smell minty. On the moon. He hits really far. He's my dad. Colleen's my mom. Still. Send in your pictures. GUESS WHO! is my dad.

Musical Guest:

Vermillion Lies performing "No Good" and "Circus Apocalypse"

Tales of Wonder:

* Convention Mention, What's Your...uh Tension?

* Washington D.C. City of No Pants

* Chapstick Pyramid of Glory

* Who Stole Jesus' Body?

* The Guess Who Contest

Sketches:

* Jimmy the Most Annoying Fake Child in the World

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Don't dough me!"

* "Wouldn't it be awesome if we had zippered belly buttons?"

* "He looks like the man from the Six Flags commercials, but skinnier and less like 'a woman underneath'."

* "...and I get on the escalator and there's this giant thumbprint behind me and he proceeds to hit on me!"

CONTEST!:

Listen to this week's show for a chance to win prizes beyond your wildest dreams, unless you often dream about board games, in which case, I guess it's not too crazy. Send in your entries to [email protected] and [email protected] or post them on the forum.