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Musical Guest:

Devotchka performing "Venus in Furs" and "How it Ends"

Tales of Wonder:

* Things You Can Learn from Yogi Bear

* Our New Sponsors (who don't know it yet)

* The Fluff Who Winner: NEIL!

* Annie is a Bully

* Bob Is Going to Be OKAY

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "If you're really pretentious every time you say the same word you get more and more mispronounced, so if you say bachelors the next time you say it Bahaachelers and then Bahaachetittlers."

* "Heeeeey! I'm wearing pineapple pants!"

* "I've got to be freeeeee. Something something something and something that probably rhymes with freeee."

* "Got a head cold? Rub a little Mel Brooks on your chest and you'll be feeling spiffy by morning."