If there's one thing you learn from this week's show (other than how to really confuse a puppy) is that the only thing more fun than walking on clouds is walking on clouds with your feet cut off. Welcome to the Fortress. Bring your elephants and goats and stay a while.

Musical Guest:

The Teeth performing "Oh, Bessie!" and "So Long"

Impromptu Songs:

* Cheesy Lady

* The Lonely Goat

Tales of Wonder:

* The Anti-climatic Nosegasm (sorry for the crappy quality of Colleen's voice in this one. Her left nostril appologizes profusely.)

* First Recording in the Cloud Fortress

* Annie's Elephant in the Closet Joke

* Koosh Balls of Danger

* The "Colleen wants to cut off her feet and buy prosthetic feet" Fund

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Instead of her fondling her possessions, for once she's looking at mine."

* "Wanger sounds like the dirty section of the airport."

* "Captain Hook. He's like a book. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs."