"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us together today. Mawage, that blessed awangement, that dweam wifin a dweam. And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva. So tweasure your wuv."

Anyways, Lions fans continue to hold onto a former love and absolutely humiliate themselves. We update on the ex and their new ring, and play some arousing valentine-themed couple games.